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Chihuahua Business
Hi, my name is Pearl and I am an avid floor licker. I lick floors for entertainment purposes. Sometimes I lick the rug too. I get fuzz stuck in the back of my throat then I cough and hack endlessly...
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Going to my happy place
My Mr. This weekend I have been invited to a Secluded Mountain Hideaway. That’s what my husband calls it. This heavenly place is actually a little cabin in the middle of nowhere but it is his retreat....
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Conversations with Pearl – Ode to Earth
Pearly Girl Me: Pearl, why do you smell funny? Pearl: I don’t smell funny. Me: Ok then, why do you stink? Pearl: I most certainly do not stink! Me: You smell like something that died last week. Pearl:...
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Pearl tackles the big issues.
Me: Pearl, how do you feel about gay rights? Pearl: I think everyone should have the right to be happy. Me: No Pearl, not that kind of gay. I mean how do you feel about men being able to marry men and...
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Pearl is a pillow hog
My dearest caught me being abused by Pearl. She gets me to do the strangest things in my sleep. It could be worse though. At 3:30 this morning my cat sits on the blanket chest beside my husband’s side...
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Bipolar Kitty
Pretty, soft, fuzzy kitty….isn’t she sweet? Don’t let her fool you. My family is scared of my cat. When they walk in the door she is all “Meow, I’m so sweet. I’ll allow you to pet me now.” BUT, when...
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Wisdom from Pearl
Mornin’ Y’all! Pearl woke me up at 6:30 this morning with slobbery kisses. She had determined that I had slept too long. She’s pretty sure she knows what’s best for me. Yesterday I took the chi’s for...
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Even you can do the Hokey Pokey
Ok, so I’m only going to show you this one more time so pay attention. You put your right foot in. You put your right foot out. You put your whole self in and you shake it all about. You do the Hokey...
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The importance of pee mail
Pearl: There’s a dog across the street! GO AWAY BLACK DOG! Me: Pearl hush. Pearl: DAWG! BLACK! ACROSS THE STREET! DO SOMETHING! Me: Pearl, he’s not even in our yard. Calm down. Pearl: He’s PEEING! Oh...
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